Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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