ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Who died my cat blue again?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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