It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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