it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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