I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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