i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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