Just mADE A PArabola og urine
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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