I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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