You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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