I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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