quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Randomize
