If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
It's shark week go big or go home
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
