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say what?
wanna hang out?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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