she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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