I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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