I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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