If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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