HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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