it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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