When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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