found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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