dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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