I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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