I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
did i walk over a car last night?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
