I heard we made out
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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