I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
do nipples grow back?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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