News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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