Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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