Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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