Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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