just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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