You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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