its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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