I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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