I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
is wine microwaveable?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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