What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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