I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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