David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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