so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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