this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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