come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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