it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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