Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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