gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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