Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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