Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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