Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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