Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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