tell your sister to shave her snatch
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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