I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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