I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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