Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
the night ended with taco bell and tears
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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