there was a trapeze. enough said
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's never too late to be topless.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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