There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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