is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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