..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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