Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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